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18

Jan

Audi Sport is very sad to lose a great competitor in LMP1. We’ll always remember the fierce battles we had with Peugeot. Bye-bye! — NuclearHeebs (@NuclearHeebs)

4 months ago Short URL

adventuretime-blog: I adore this picture. And then i took an arrow in the knee..

adventuretime-blog:

I adore this picture.

And then i took an arrow in the knee..

(Source: sparky447)

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16

Jun

Hawtpawkets: #Rift

Hawtpawkets: #Rift

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24

Apr

WARNING: using this will more than triple your consumption of junk food midiclorian count. This will really suck from Yoda’s point of view. His brains will be on fire every time a stoner takes a hit. “Hot in here it must be. Why so hungry am I?”

WARNING: using this will more than triple your consumption of junk food midiclorian count. This will really suck from Yoda’s point of view. His brains will be on fire every time a stoner takes a hit. “Hot in here it must be. Why so hungry am I?”

2 years ago Short URL

20

Apr

Sh*tty Birthday Adolph

Well I’m certainly not going to wish him a “happy” birthday. I’m no Jewish hating war mongerer Nazi. Haven’t had a whole lot of time to devote to social websites for a while (damn you Weeds, more importantly damn you Mary-Louise Parker for being so unbelievably gorgeous it pains me) so I’m just going to ramble for a bit. Television DVD’s are the devil. Great shows without commercials are the devil. To the gentleman/lady who came up with this idea let me shake your hand. Then shoot you in the face. I started watching Weeds the other day. By the time I had looked at the clock again 7 hours had passed. *SIGH* That really sucks. REALLY sucks. It also happens when I pop in either Seinfeld, Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, South Park, Family Guy, Simpsons, Animaniacs, House MD, Scrubs, or Friends. Its bad. I have a cold again. So far I’m 4 for 4. One each month. My immune system is junk. Jasper (my youngest cat to those who are unfamiliar) got really sick over the weekend (urinary blockage). That was several hundred dollars I’ll never get to see again. But I love the little turd burglar so in my mind it was worth it. And he’s back to his normal self again terrorizing the house. Pokemon rocks. Especially the new SoulSilver and HeartGold versions. I have them both. Even bought a DS Lite (I missed having the GBA slot) so I can trade Pokemon between games and destroy the evil power become the ultimate Pokemon master. I bought a Nintendo Wii and I bought Wii Fit Plus with the Wii Balance Board. Overrated. Wii Fit can keep you in shape but it will not get you in shape. New Super Mario Bros. Wii is the SHIT though. Wow. Wow. WOW. I need to be on a budget. Which is sad considering how much money I make. Narf. I’m bored now so I’m going to go. Enjoy April 20th. May your green be sticky and your snacks be abundant. I’ll leave you with this bombshell. http://bit.ly/7JJSz8 Peace :D

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17

Apr

OMG Are you kidding me? This is horrible parenting. “Here son, I’ve decided you are going to become the living entity of ‘Office Space.’ Have fun!” Ugh… I understand trying to teach your children technology but come on! Its called a football, or a glove and a baseball. Or build the kid a damn swingset. Or just let him run around outside until he tires himself out. *sigh* Or just not have kids…like me.

OMG Are you kidding me? This is horrible parenting. “Here son, I’ve decided you are going to become the living entity of ‘Office Space.’ Have fun!” Ugh… I understand trying to teach your children technology but come on! Its called a football, or a glove and a baseball. Or build the kid a damn swingset. Or just let him run around outside until he tires himself out. *sigh* Or just not have kids…like me.

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30

Mar

Getonmyhorse.com

This is too damn catchy…I just…wow

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26

Mar

fuckyeahslightlyamusing: (via slutfukkk) I think this more or less speaks for itself :D

fuckyeahslightlyamusing:

(via slutfukkk)

I think this more or less speaks for itself :D

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slightlyamusing via slightlyamusing

21

Mar

I knew this would happen sometime. My naughty bits finally made the news. Oh wait, they weren’t talking about my naughty bits? Damn, it was just a typo.

I knew this would happen sometime. My naughty bits finally made the news. Oh wait, they weren’t talking about my naughty bits? Damn, it was just a typo.

2 years ago Short URL

20

Mar

I will order 2 of these and have battle royale’s in the living room!

I will order 2 of these and have battle royale’s in the living room!

2 years ago Short URL